Let's Start With Forever.

I know how True Blood will REALLY end! So Charlaine Harris has introduced a buttload of different Supes, but she hasn’t introduced mermaids yet. What if Sookie somehow becomes part mermaid? Water and electricity don’t mix. Sookie’s still not in control of her power, so at some random time, the electricity would burst out of her fingers and she’d accidentally kill herself. Then she wouldn’t have to choose between Bill and Eric and all of the Eric fangirls could have Eric to themselves.